Alcohol Warning Labels

If the government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least be truthful about it!

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY THINK while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your car, phone, wallet, keys......

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could peel paint off the wall.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really, really scary.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead, knees and elbows.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and better looking than you really are.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may be the cause for you doing roadside Olympics with the po-po's

If you have some a "WARNING" you want to see posted here, please send it to us- beer@howsaboutabeer.com